MY BANK ACCOUNT DOESN’T KNOW MY EXCUSES TEE

I DON’T FALL I GET DRAGGED AND I LIKE IT TEE

FRESH FADE SAME BAD DECISIONS TEE

MY HAIR COSTS MONEY YOUR OPINION DOESN’T TEE

OH YOU’RE SORRY THAT’S CUTE TEE

REDLINE OR NOTHING TEE

SOFT HEART HARD RULES TEE

I DON’T NEGOTIATE WITH NOISE TEE

I DOWNGRADED YOU TO A LESSON TEE

KEEP TALKING I’M COLLECTING RECEIPTS TEE

MY GOALS DON’T DO SMALL TALK TEE

WE’RE NOT RELATIONSHIP GOALS WE’RE RELATIONSHIP WARNINGS TEE

SHE CONDUCTED THE INTERVIEW NOW SHE’S THE BOSS TEE

HE SURVIVED THE INTERVIEW NOW HE’S STAFF TEE

OH YOU’RE SPEAKING MY BAD I THOUGHT I MUTED YOU TEE

I TRIED BEING NORMAL ZERO STARS TEE

PROFESSIONAL OVERTHINKER AMATEUR ADULT TEE

I TRADED SLEEP FOR EQUITY TEE

BORN TO DRIFT RAISED TO NOT CARE TEE

I DON’T BRAKE FOR PEOPLE WHO HESITATE TEE

OH YOU HAVE A DEGREE IN MY BUSINESS NOW? TEE

WOW SUCH BRAVERY BEHIND A SCREEN TEE

LET ME PRETEND TO CARE FOR A SECOND TEE