MY ALTER EGO HAS A BETTER SOCIAL LIFE I’M STARTING TO TAKE IT PERSONALLY TEE

THE NIGHT HAS MY LOCATION MY FRIENDS DON’T TEE

I HAVE AN ALTER EGO WE’RE NOT ON SPEAKING TERMS TEE

I HAD ONE ERRAND THE DAY ESCALATED TEE

BAD IDEAS LOOK BETTER IN MOTION TEE

THE CITY SLEEPS THE ALIBI DOESN’T TEE

CITY LIGHTS QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS PERFECT NIGHT TEE

NIGHT SHIFT STARTED SUPERVISION ENDED TEE

I CHECKED THE TIME THAT WAS MY FIRST MISTAKE TEE

EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE A GOOD IDEA AFTER MIDNIGHT TEE

DAY SHIFT: FUNCTIONAL NIGHT SHIFT: A LIABILITY TEE

THE SUN WENT DOWN SO DID MY FILTER TEE

DAYTIME ME HAS NO IDEA WHAT NIGHTTIME ME IS DOING TEE

SAME PERSON DIFFERENT ALIBI TEE

DAYTIME: UNDER CONTROL AFTER HOUR: UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT TEE

MY COMMON SENSE DOESN’T WORK NIGHT SHIFT TEE

I’M NOT OUT OF CONTROL I’M OFF THE CLOCK TEE

I’M NOT A DIFFERENT PERSON I’M JUST LESS SUPERVISED TEE