WE’RE VERY IN LOVE - MATCHING TEE

UNFORTUNATELY IT’S RADIOACTIVE - MATCHING TEE

WE HAVE CHEMISTRY - MATCHING TEE

WE COMPARE WHO’S MORE WRONG - MATCHING TEE

WE DON’T ARGUE - MATCHING TEE

YOU KEEP UP WITH ME LIKE IT’S A FULL-TIME JOB TEE

WE’RE A POWER OUTAGE - MATCHING TEE

WE’RE NOT A POWER COUPLE - MATCHING TEE

MY HUSBAND’S PATIENCE SOLD SEPARATELY TEE

MY WIFE’S PATIENCE SOLD SEPARATELY TEE

MY GIRLFRIEND’S PATIENCE SOLD SEPARATELY TEE

MENTALLY ON AIRPLANE MODE TEE

THEY CALLED ME DIFFICULT I WAS JUST EXPENSIVE TO MANIPULATE TEE

MY ALTER EGO HAS A BETTER SOCIAL LIFE I’M STARTING TO TAKE IT PERSONALLY TEE

THE NIGHT HAS MY LOCATION MY FRIENDS DON’T TEE

I HAVE AN ALTER EGO WE’RE NOT ON SPEAKING TERMS TEE

THE THING THEY COULDN’T PLACE WAS THE THING THEY COULDN’T COPY TEE

I DIDN’T INTERRUPT I JUST WAITED FOR THE NONSENSE TO FINISH TEE

SHE DOESN’T NEED TO RAISE HER VOICE ONE LOOK IS ENOUGH TEE

I DON’T EXPLAIN MYSELF TO PEOPLE WHO ALREADY DECIDED TEE

I’LL DO IT LATER LATER AND I HAVE AN AGREEMENT TEE

I NOTICE EVERYTHING I JUST DON’T COMMENT ON EVERYTHING TEE

I’M NOT DISAPPOINTED I’M JUST NO LONGER SURPRISED TEE