HUMOR COLLECTION

MY CARDIO IS WALKING TO THE FRIDGE TEE

IF PATIENCE WAS A CURRENCY I’D BE BANKRUPT TEE

IF TALKING TOO MUCH IT’S A CRIME I CERTIFIED SNITCH TEE

DM’S CLOSED IBAN OPEN TEE

CALL ME PSYCHIC I ALREADY KNEW YOU’D LIE TEE

IF SARCASM BURNED CALORIES I’D BE A SUPERMODEL TEE

IF TALKING TOO MUCH IS A CRIME I’M A CERTIFIED SNITCH TEE

MY FACE HAS NO FILTER TEE

MY SOCIAL BATTERY DIED AT BIRTH TEE

I DON’T NEED THERAPY MY BEST FRIEND KNOWS EVERYTHING TEE

FREAKY ON THE WEEKENDS PROFESSIONAL ON WEEKDAYS TEE

MY THERAPIST NEEDS THERAPY TEE

PROFESSIONALLY UNEMPLOYABLE TEE

I TEXT BACK EVENTUALLY TEE

I’M NOT ANTI SOCIAL I’M ANTI STUPID TEE