THE AUDACITY ARRIVED BEFORE THE FACTS TEE

I DON’T HAVE BEEF I HAVE ARCHIVES TEE

I OVERDRESSED THE ROOM UNDERDELIVERED TEE

I’M NOT A RED FLAG I’M THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS TEE

I GAVE YOU ANOTHER CHANCE YOU TREATED IT LIKE A SUBSCRIPTION TEE

MY BANK ACCOUNT SAID NO MY OUTFIT SAID FUCK IT TEE

I THOUGHT THEY HAD MY BACK THEY HAD MY BUSINESS TEE

IF YOU DON’T LIKE THE LOOK WHY DO YOU KEEP LOOKING TEE

THE OUTFIT COSTS MONEY THE ATTITUDE IS FREE TEE

DRESSED EXPENSIVELY JUDGED FOR FREE TEE

YOU HATE THE OUTFIT YOUR ALGORITHM LOVES IT TEE

I HEARD THE CRITICISM IT SOUNDED OPTIONAL TEE

YOU MADE YOUR POINT IT DIDN’T SURVIVE TEE

I DIDN’T COME WITH A WARNING I AM THE WARNING TEE

I’M NOT TOO MUCH YOU’RE JUST UNDERQUALIFIED TEE

MY LIFE IS A DISASTER AT LEAST IT’S WELL-DRESSED TEE

HE’S NOT A RED FLAG HE’S THE WHOLE PARADE TEE

SHE’S NOT HIGH MAINTENANCE SHE’S NOT ON YOUR BUDGET TEE

MY BANK ACCOUNT SAID NO MY OUTFIT SAID FUCK IT TEE

I DIDN’T SAY A WORD SOMEHOW THAT WAS ENOUGH TEE

I’M NOT EVERYONE’S TYPE THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GROUP PROBLEM TEE

THEY WATCHED THE OUTFIT THEY SHOULD’VE READ THE WARNING TEE

I DIDN’T SAY A WORD STILL GOT A REACTION TEE