MY FRIENDS ARE MY BIGGEST RED FLAGS TEE

MY NAILS ARE LONGER THAN MY PATIENCE TEE

I HAVE TWO PROBLEMS MONEY AND NAIL IDEAS TEE

THERAPY IS EXPENSIVE NAILS ARE CHEAPER TEE

I CAN’T FIX MY LIFE BUT MY NAILS LOOK GOOD TEE

LOW BATTERY ZERO PATIENCE TEE

MENTALLY ON AIRPLANE MODE TEE

MY MOOD DEPENDS ON MY BANK BALANCE TEE

TERMS AND CONDITIONS NO SECOND CHANCES TEE

YOUR OPINION IS UNDER INVESTIGATION TEE

MY PATIENCE HAS AN EXPIRATION DATE TEE

YOUR OPINION WASN’T ON MY TO-DO LIST TEE

YOUR OPINION WAS NOTED AND IGNORED TEE

MY PATIENCE LEFT THE CHAT TEE

SELECTIVELY MISANTHROPE TEE

MY PATIENCE OUT OF STOCK TEE

I NEED A BF TEE

IF TALKING TOO MUCH IT’S A CRIME I CERTIFIED SNITCH TEE

I DON’T NEED THERAPY MY BEST FRIEND KNOWS EVERYTHING TEE

PROFESSIONALLY UNEMPLOYABLE TEE

I’M NOT ANTI SOCIAL I’M ANTI STUPID TEE