THEY THOUGHT I WAS IMPRESSED I WAS TAKING NOTES TEE

THEY TRIED TO EMBARRASS ME I LET THEM FINISH IT GOT FUNNIER TEE

THEY CLOSED THE CASE BEFORE THE EVIDENCE ARRIVED TEE

THEIR OPINION AGED FASTER THAN MY WORK TEE

I DIDN’T GET A SEAT AT THEIR TABLE I FOUND OUT I DIDN’T WANT THE MENU TEE

YOU MISSED THE TALENT AND STILL GAVE A TED TALK ABOUT IT TEE

I ATTENDED THAT’S ENOUGH COMMUNITY SERVICE TEE

TOO SPECIFIC TO BE AN ACCIDENT TEE

I CAME WITH UNAUTHORIZED FEATURES TEE

I SAID NO THE AUDACITY SAID “AGAIN?” TEE

LOYALTY: YES SELF-ABANDONMENT: DISCONTINUED TEE

GOOD HEART BAD ACCESS CONTROL TEE

YOU DIDN’T CROSS THE LINE YOU KEPT MOVING IT TEE

I GAVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT YOU SPENT IT TEE

THE LIE WASN’T CONVINCING THE CONFIDENCE WAS TEE

THE STORY CHANGED THE RECEIPTS DIDN’T TEE

THE PRESENTATION WAS STRONG THE SUBSTANCE MISSED THE APPOINTMENT TEE

THE FINE PRINT WAS THE WHOLE DEAL TEE

I DON’T FALL FOR POTENTIAL I’VE SEEN THE INSTALLATION PROCESS TEE

THE CONVERSATION HAD POTENTIAL THEN YOU SPOKE TEE

I’M NOT JUDGING I’M COLLECTING EVIDENCE TEE

I GOT DRESSED FOR THE PLOT THE PLOT GOT NERVOUS TEE

I WANTED CLOSURE THEN I READ THE TERMS & CONDITIONS TEE