MY NAILS ARE LONGER THAN MY PATIENCE TEE

I HAVE TWO PROBLEMS MONEY AND NAIL IDEAS TEE

MY BANK ACCOUNT HATES MY NAIL APPOINTMENTS TEE

THERAPY IS EXPENSIVE NAILS ARE CHEAPER TEE

I CAN’T FIX MY LIFE BUT MY NAILS LOOK GOOD TEE

LOW BATTERY ZERO PATIENCE TEE

MENTALLY ON AIRPLANE MODE TEE

MY MOOD DEPENDS ON MY BANK BALANCE TEE

TERMS AND CONDITIONS NO SECOND CHANCES TEE

YOUR OPINION IS UNDER INVESTIGATION TEE

MY PATIENCE HAS AN EXPIRATION DATE TEE

YOUR OPINION WASN’T ON MY TO-DO LIST TEE

YOUR OPINION WAS NOTED AND IGNORED TEE

MY PATIENCE LEFT THE CHAT TEE

IF BEING RIGHT WAS A CRIME I’D BE A REPEAT OFFENDER TEE

SELECTIVELY MISANTHROPE TEE

MY PATIENCE OUT OF STOCK TEE

MY BANK ACCOUNT SAYS MORE ABOUT ME THAN MY BODY COUNT EVER WILL TEE

MY BANK ACCOUNT IS BIGGER THAN MY BODY COUNT TEE

I DON’T ASK FOR BODY COUNT I ASK FOR BANK ACCOUNT TEE

I NEED A BF TEE

MY CARDIO IS WALKING TO THE FRIDGE TEE

IF PATIENCE WAS A CURRENCY I’D BE BANKRUPT TEE