I CHECKED THE TIME THAT WAS MY FIRST MISTAKE

I WAS READY FOR BED THEN THE GROUP CHAT WOKE UP

HE SAID “ONE MORE EPISODE” WE BOTH KNEW THAT WAS A LIE

I’M NOT HARD TO IMPRESS YOU’RE JUST EASY TO IGNORE

THEY WANTED TO KNOW WHO I WAS THE OUTFIT ANSWERED FIRST

THAT’S A LOT OF FUCKING CONFIDENCE FOR SO LITTLE EVIDENCE

I KNEW IT WAS A BAD IDEA I DID IT FUCKING BEAUTIFULLY

THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE OR START A GROUP CHAT

I ASKED THE ORACLE FOR A SIGN SHE LEFT ME ON READ

PLATO SAID THE CAVE IS AN ILLUSION THE RENT ISN’T

THE UNEXAMINED LIFE IS NOT WORTH LIVING BUT HAVE YOU SEEN MY OUTFIT

I ATTENDED ONE SOCIAL EVENT MY ANNUAL QUOTA IS FULFILLED

SHE’S NOT HIGH MAINTENANCE SHE’S NOT ON YOUR BUDGET

IF THE ENGINE SOUNDS ANGRY WE’RE SPEAKING THE SAME LANGUAGE

THE CAR ISN’T AGGRESSIVE YOU’RE JUST STANDING IN FRONT OF IT

NORMAL HOURS ENDED SO DID MY GOOD DECISIONS

BY DAY I HAVE A SCHEDULE BY NIGHT I NEED AN ALIBI

THE LIGHTS CAME ON THE BAD IDEAS CLOCKED IN

THE CONFIDENCE IS IMPRESSIVE THE FACTS ARE STILL MISSING

HE THOUGHT LOSING ME WAS THE END THAT WAS JUST HIS EXIT SCENE

MY SOCIAL CALENDAR IS EMPTY AS INTENDED

I DIDN’T HAVE A BACKUP PLAN I BECAME ONE

I DIDN’T CHANGE I JUST STOPPED TAKING YOUR SHIT