HORSEPOWER IS EASY SELF-CONTROL ISN’T TEE

I ASKED FOR ONE EXPLANATION SOMEHOW I GOT A DOCUMENTARY TEE

I ASKED FOR THE TRUTH YOU SENT A PRESS RELEASE TEE

I ASKED GOOGLE - MATCHING TEE

I ASKED THE ORACLE FOR A SIGN SHE LEFT ME ON READ

I ATTENDED ONE SOCIAL EVENT MY ANNUAL QUOTA IS FULFILLED

I ATTENDED THAT’S ENOUGH COMMUNITY SERVICE TEE

I BECAME HARDER TO USE TEE

I BLAME BOOKTOK TEE

I BOUGHT A FASTER BIKE MY PROBLEMS KEPT UP

I BUILT THIS WITHOUT AN AUDIENCE TEE

I BURIED THE VERSION OF ME THAT WAITED FOR YOU

I CALLED IT FRIENDSHIP THEY CALLED IT MARKET RESEARCH TEE

I CAME WITH UNAUTHORIZED FEATURES TEE

I CAN’T FIX MY LIFE BUT MY NAILS LOOK GOOD TEE

I CHASE REDLINES NOT PEOPLE TEE

I CHECK THE MIRRORS I ALREADY KNOW WHAT’S BEHIND ME TEE

I CHECKED THE TIME THAT WAS MY FIRST MISTAKE

I CHECKED THE TIME THAT WAS MY FIRST MISTAKE TEE

I DENY EVERYTHING - MATCHING TEE

I DIDN’T BECOME DIFFICULT I BECAME SPECIFIC

I DIDN’T BREAK THE RULES I FOUND OUT WHICH ONES WERE OPTIONAL

I DIDN’T CHANGE I JUST STOPPED TAKING YOUR SHIT