HE SURVIVED THE INTERVIEW NOW HE’S STAFF TEE

OH YOU’RE SPEAKING MY BAD I THOUGHT I MUTED YOU TEE

I TRIED BEING NORMAL ZERO STARS TEE

PROFESSIONAL OVERTHINKER AMATEUR ADULT TEE

I TRADED SLEEP FOR EQUITY TEE

BORN TO DRIFT RAISED TO NOT CARE TEE

I DON’T BRAKE FOR PEOPLE WHO HESITATE TEE

OH YOU HAVE A DEGREE IN MY BUSINESS NOW? TEE

WOW SUCH BRAVERY BEHIND A SCREEN TEE

LET ME PRETEND TO CARE FOR A SECOND TEE

I’D EXPLAIN BUT I LEFT MY CRAYONS AT HOME TEE

WE’RE THE COUPLE YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT IT WORKS TEE

SYSTEM OVERLOAD TOO MANY RED FLAGS DETECTED TEE

SYSTEM DETECTED FAKE ENERGY BLOCKING TEE

I DON’T NEED BIG WORDS FROM HIM I NEED CONSISTENT ACTIONS

MY REPUTATION IS BUILT ON PROOF NOT NOISE TEE

MY FAVORITE ANIMAL ME TEE

I’M NOT THE FOOD CHAIN I’M THE FINAL BOSS TEE

HE KNOWS EVERY GTA CHEAT STILL CAN’T READ THE ROOM TEE

HE GOT A FRESH FADE NOW HE THINKS HE’S UNTOUCHABLE TEE

SHE KNOWS SHE’S THE PRIZE THE PRICE IS NON-NEGOTIABLE TEE

HE THINKS HE’S THE PRIZE THAT’S CUTE TEE

SHE CAN WAIT FOR NOTHING SHE HAS PLANS TEE