I GAVE THEM NOTHING THEY BUILT A WHOLE NARRATIVE TEE

YOU SAID “TRUST ME” THAT WAS THE PLOT TWIST TEE

YOU DIDN’T READ THE ROOM YOU RENOVATED IT TEE

I ASKED FOR THE TRUTH YOU SENT A PRESS RELEASE TEE

I THOUGHT WE NEEDED CLOSURE WE NEEDED A REFUND TEE

I THOUGHT YOU WERE CONFIDENT THEN YOU STARTED EXPLAINING TEE

I SAID “I’LL GO TO BED EARLY” THEN MY BRAIN OPENED THE ARCHIVES TEE

I’M NOT IGNORING YOU I’M REPLYING IN MY HEAD TEE

THE DATE HAD CHEMISTRY THE CALENDAR HAD CONCERNS TEE

THE PLAN CHANGED THE OBJECTIVE DIDN’T TEE

I HEARD THE OPINION I WAITED FOR THE EVIDENCE TEE

MY STORY EXPIRED SOME PEOPLE STILL REFRESH TEE

OUR LOVE LANGUAGE IS MAKING THINGS WORSE TEE

CITY BOY DRESSED FOR MIDNIGHT HOME BY ACCIDENT TEE

BORN FOR THE CITY RAISED BY BAD IDEAS TEE

CITY GIRL BAD TIMING GREAT OUTFIT TEE

I DIDN’T GET LUCKY I GOT GOOD TEE

MY BANK ACCOUNT SAID NO MY OUTFIT SAID FUCK IT TEE

THE RED FLAG WAS OBVIOUS SO WAS THE CHEMISTRY TEE

THE PLOT LOOKED SUSPICIOUS I KEPT READING TEE

CITY LIGHTS QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS PERFECT NIGHT TEE

I DIDN’T SAY A WORD SOMEHOW THAT WAS ENOUGH TEE

MY THERAPIST SAID LET’S UNPACK THAT I BROUGHT ANOTHER SUITCASE TEE