HIS VERSION OF CHAOS TEE

HE'S NOT PERFECT HE'S JUST MINE TEE

I DON'T SHARE FRIES BUT I'D SHARE A LIFE WITH YOU TEE

NOT PARANOID JUST WELL INFORMED TEE

WE FIGHT OVER NOTHING AND LOVE EACH OTHER OVER EVERYTHING TEE

NOT SINGLE JUST PICKY TEE

RED FLAG COLLECTOR CURRENTLY FULL TEE

SINGLE AND COLLECTING OTHER PEOPLE’S RED FLAGS TEE

MY GIRLFRIEND’S PATIENCE SOLD SEPARATELY TEE

EX BOYFRIEND RETURNED NO REFUND NEEDED TEE

50/50 IN BED NOT AT DINNER TEE

DON’T TALK TO ME I HAVE A HOT BOYFRIEND TEE

TALK TO ME I’M PAINFULLY SINGLE TEE

I DON’T LIKE PEOPLE BUT I LIKE YOU TEE

A MAN WHO ASKS TO SPLIT RENT IS JUST A ROOMMATE TEE

I WANT HIM TO LOVE ME AS MUCH AS HE LOVES LYING TEE

HOTTER THAN YOUR EX TEE

MEN ARE LIKE WIFI PRESENT BUT NEVER CONNECTED TEE

MY EX ISN’T A RED FLAG HE’S THE WHOLE PARADE TEE

SHE’S MY FAVORITE RED FLAG TEE

HE’S MY FAVORITE RED FLAG TEE