I DON’T HAVE BEEF I HAVE ARCHIVES TEE

THE CONVERSATION HAD POTENTIAL THEN YOU SPOKE TEE

I’M NOT JUDGING I’M COLLECTING EVIDENCE TEE

I OVERDRESSED THE ROOM UNDERDELIVERED TEE

I’M NOT A RED FLAG I’M THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS TEE

I GOT DRESSED FOR THE PLOT THE PLOT GOT NERVOUS TEE

LIFE GAVE ME PROBLEMS I GAVE THEM DEADLINES TEE

THE PLAN FAILED GOOD THING I DIDN’T TEE

I DIDN’T GET LUCKIER I GOT HARDER TO FOOL TEE

SOME CHAINS COME WITH PAYSLIPS TEE

EXACTLY - MATCHING TEE

FAMILY BUSINESS - MATCHING TEE

WHY DOES GRANDPA KEEP GIVING YOU MONEY - MATCHING TEE

YOU HAVE ME - MATCHING TEE

WE DON’T NEED PERMISSION - MATCHING TEE

YOU WANTED THE STORY - MATCHING TEE

I SAID “DON’T DO IT” THEN ASKED FOR THE DETAILS - MATCHING TEE

WE HAVE INFORMATION THAT REQUIRES TIMING - MATCHING TEE

WE DON’T HAVE SECRETS - MATCHING TEE

I ASKED GOOGLE - MATCHING TEE

ASK YOUR FATHER - MATCHING TEE

ASK YOUR MOTHER - MATCHING TEE

THAT’S HOW THE STORY STARTED - MATCHING TEE