I HEARD THE CRITICISM IT SOUNDED OPTIONAL TEE

YOU MADE YOUR POINT IT DIDN’T SURVIVE TEE

I DIDN’T COME WITH A WARNING I AM THE WARNING TEE

I’M NOT TOO MUCH YOU’RE JUST UNDERQUALIFIED TEE

HALLOWEEN IS ONCE A YEAR SOME PEOPLE ARE FAKE FULL-TIME TEE

GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE TEE

I’M LISTENING UNFORTUNATELY TEE

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A YOU PROBLEM CONGRATULATIONS TEE

I CHECKED THE TIME THAT WAS MY FIRST MISTAKE TEE

EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE A GOOD IDEA AFTER MIDNIGHT TEE

HE WASN’T THE PLOT TWIST HE WAS THE WHOLE PROBLEM TEE

I SAW THE RED FLAG I JUST WANTED THE FULL STORY TEE

BULLSHIT BLOCKED ACCESS DENIED TEE

YOU BROUGHT BULLSHIT I BROUGHT RECEIPTS TEE

NICE STORY SHAME ABOUT THE FUCKING FACTS TEE

BAD FUCKING IDEA GREAT FUCKING STORY TEE

HE DOESN’T LIE HE WRITES MYTHOLOGY TEE

I WAS OUTSIDE TODAY I REGRET BEING PERCEIVED TEE

LEFT THE HOUSE THIS IS ALREADY A LOT TEE

MY LIFE IS A DISASTER AT LEAST IT’S WELL-DRESSED TEE

HE’S NOT A RED FLAG HE’S THE WHOLE PARADE TEE

SHE’S NOT HIGH MAINTENANCE SHE’S NOT ON YOUR BUDGET TEE

MY BANK ACCOUNT SAID NO MY OUTFIT SAID FUCK IT TEE